Flash Mobs

Can I please get an "amen" that flash mobs have got.to.go. 

I am so sick of them. 

They were cool once. 

But 2 years later and people are still trying to find an excuse for them. 

Example: At the start line before the marathon, when all the runners are just warming their buns around the million fires, with music blaring, all of us sudden that dang "Dynamite" song comes on and half the crowd breaks into a flash. Ok, ok maybe not 1/2, more like 30. But still... I hate them. I'm still trying to decide what I hate more- the flash mob, or that "Dynamite" song. They both make me cringe. 

And then tonight, I get a text message from the ol' single's ward informing me that there is a practice on Saturday for a "Thriller Flash Mob". 

Thanks but no thanks. 

I wouldn't even be surprised if this is performed in Sacrament Meeting on the Sunday before Halloween. No. Not one bit of surprise will come from my face. 

We all know my ward.... 

Also, I'm sorry for neglecting my blog. 

I have 2 computers and no excuses. 

I am just lazy. 

Sorry. 

But, a quick update in case you're thinking I am avoiding this subject.... 

Yes, I did finish the marathon. In good time, too. More on that later.